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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Babeth » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:32 pm

En wij klagen als we eens een heavy-ke moeten tillen...

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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Carlijn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:14 am

Een simpele vergelijking tussen 2 stofzuigers:
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Babeth » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:46 am

Ik denk dat ik lid ga worden van de Russisch Orthodoxe Kerk... hun stijl bevalt me wel.

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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Jeroen » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:44 am


Dam.. Niet erg slim..
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by maddox » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:34 am

Nog eentje met een engelbewaarder in overuren. Bof, het leek me een near miss op een duim.
Geen bijna hersenstam verwijdering zoals WJ geprobeerd heeft....
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by leo-rcc » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:45 pm

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by flex » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Leuk gevonden. maar de meeste katen komen buiten. dus ontsnappen is niet moeilijk zou ik zeggen...
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Jeroen » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:09 pm

flex wrote:Leuk gevonden. maar de meeste katen komen buiten. dus ontsnappen is niet moeilijk zou ik zeggen...
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Mischa » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:59 am

Wasmachine molt zichzelf:

Hoe dan?

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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by leo-rcc » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:24 pm

Mischa wrote:Wasmachine molt zichzelf:

Nou, zichzelf... Ik ben er vrij zeker van dat die man met die steen er iets mee te maken had.
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by flex » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:45 pm

Wat geeft een vegetarier z'n kat of hond te eten?
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Babeth » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:08 am

Er zijn er die proberen om hen vleesvervangers te geven. Een hond kan er nog mee leven, maar een kat gaat er dood aan.
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by flex » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:57 am

We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon. Or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
- Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin i s also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

http://justpaste.it/mensrules
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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Bugs » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:21 am

Gefeliciteert Babs!
Met 10e keer dat niemand je verjaardag meer kan vergeten. ;)

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Re: Het LOL topic

Post by Babeth » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:13 pm

*grinnik* Tja, het was gisteren taart in Wormerveer.
En ik vond het echt leuk vrijdag te ontdekken dat ik de oudste op ons kantoor ben. Er is geen andere veertiger. Tram 4 rules !!!
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