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Post by Cavecrusher » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:10 pm

ik vind de Nichtrijder toch leuker :P

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Post by joris » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:49 pm

Tja die vind ik zelf dus behoorlijk flauw. Smaken verschillen.

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Post by Babeth » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:38 am

The United Nations cease-fire in southern Lebanon held for a second full day Tuesday. It's shaky. Last night there were five shootings, three rocket attacks and one major explosion when some idiot tried to boot up a Dell laptop near the border.
- Comedian Argus Hamilton

Vertaling: "De VN wapenstilstand in Zuid-Libanon ging z'n tweede dag in op disdag. Het is kwetsbaar. Vorige nacht waren er 5 schoten gelost, 3 raketaanvallen, en 1 grote explosie toen de een of andere idioot vlakbij de grens een Dell Laptop aanzette.
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Post by Alexander » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:13 am

hahahahahahah
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Post by joris » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:22 am

Image

Dit was hier in Delft... vergeten het busje op de handrem te zetten (op een helling, bij een gracht). En nadat 'ie het water was uitgetakeld reed 'ie onder luid gejuich voor een 2e keer het water in.

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Post by leo-rcc » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:20 pm

Legendarische quote van Despair inc. (http://www.despair.com):

"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."
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Post by leo-rcc » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:08 am

Deze mail kwam binnen ivm met mijn bestelling van de pessimists mug:
Despair.inc wrote:Thank you for your recent order from Despair, Inc.

I'd like to personally welcome you to our growing body of
Dissatisfied Customers(tm), but to do so might evidence
some actual concern for service and protocol. This might
then lead to customer satisfaction, which would defeat
the purpose altogether. That is why you have received
this generic, form-generated email, written by some
nameless lackey in our marketing department.

Having established that any pretense of consideration
for *your* needs would be counter-productive to our
raison d'etre at Despair Inc, let us now ponder a
subject of greater interest to those among us who are
worthy of both of our collective attentions - that
person being me.

While you sit there wincing in disbelief at these
bons mots of authentic insincerity and vexed by the
intrinsic contradictions, I find I am beside myself
with awe at the specimen of unparalleled angst that
is our most recent Despair Catalog. Hardly a man
given to superlatives, I must nevertheless assert with
David-Lee-Rothian boldness that we are demonstrably
without peer in the Art of Demotivation�.

And speaking of "The Art of Demotivation", my
management treatise of the same name is finally
available for purchase, and in three unique
editions (four if you count the... oops, I've said
too much already).

While I could praise the book and by extension myself
without end, I will instead, in the interest of
at least some pretense of humility, simply note
that no less a journalist than Lucy Kellaway of
the respected Financial Times of London wrote of
the book, "The Art of Demotivation is the most
daring, funny and subversive management book ever
written."

In short, I'm the best.

For those eager to learn more about this landmark
work, pay a visit to the delightful guided tour that
is offered at our exclusive book website:

http://www.demotivation.com

Those ordering Chairman editions of the Art
of Demotivation are reminded that each necessarily
entails a slight shipping delay. Each one of these
signed and numbered objets d'art is handbound
upon the receipt of your order.

At long last, after this lengthy exploitation of your
attention for purely selfish marketing purposes, let
us move on to yet another advertisement for our
company.

Despair is ever consumed in the product development
process. In fact, as we speak, the small cabal of
dispirited creators have thrown themselves back into
the further development of a new content series
wholly unrelated to Demotivators(R), which are slated
for release next year.

What this is, I can not yet say. I can allow however
that members of our opt-in e-mail newsletter
"The Wailing List(tm)" will receive not only a
sneak-preview of this mysterious initiative when
it nears release, but may also even be granted an
opportunity to participate in an unprecedented way in
the work itself. So join the list now- don't
make us come get you.

http://www.despair.com/subscribe1.html

If any of the information shown below is inaccurate,
please notify us immediately using our new Troubled Ticketing
system.

http://www.despair.com/trti.html

We will rectify your error immediately, and on some occasions,
without snickering.

It is the least we can do, which, as a matter of policy,
is the most we can do.

Sincerely not really writing you this email,
E.L.


E.L.Kersten, Ph.D.
Founder & COO,
Despair, Inc.
Verfrissend, een bedrijf dat meteen vooraf verteld waar het op staat. :)
Mvg,
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Post by ruud_boeklagen » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:02 pm

[color=#666666]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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Post by leo-rcc » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:37 pm

Het idee is redelijk simpel. Je krijgt een zin voor te lezen. Dat moet je zo snel mogelijk en foutloos doen. Doe je het goed, ga je door naar de volgende ronde, doe je dat niet dan krijg je een straf.

niet voor de meest gevoelige kijkers, maar wel redelijk amusant.
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Post by leo-rcc » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:59 pm

Mvg,
Leo van Miert
Team RCC website.
Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.

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Post by leo-rcc » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:51 pm

Ja ik verveel me dus dan zoek ik linkjes.

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid= ... 7693676879
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Post by Alexander » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:39 pm

pwned!
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Post by maddox » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:18 pm

Oeps....
Beter nu creperen, dan in de wars repareren.

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